Stay classy, San Diego

A haiku:

Steam is relaxing
Showers wash body and soul,
Oops I just farted.


About bethsmash

What put the smoosh in bethsmash? Was it drugs? Nope. Was it a coincidental combination of non-toxic-but-still-life-altering chemicals being mixed in giant, uncovered vats conveniently placed under a rickety walkway? Maybe. Was it a childhood of stolen glimpses at too many horrific movies, and borrowed books full of the gory, terrifying material that would lead to adolescent years full of sleepless nights? You betcha.
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One Response to Stay classy, San Diego

  1. bethsmash says:

    My apologies, but I promised myself I would write *something* for the blog this weekend. Publishing this haiku is my punishment for being a Lax McSlackerton.

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